Twitter is full of holiday spirit – that spirit is, of course, people being on their phones so they don’t have to talk with their families. 

This time of year has always been a good one for quality tweets. There’s nothing that makes festivities more bearable than being able to go to the bathroom, hide from everyone, and tweet out some bangers.

So this weekend was the beginning of the quality seasonal tweets we can enjoy by the fire this week. Travelers are dunking on Amtrak, celebrating that weed garbage can at the airport, and some good folks are showing off all the weird things their families do.